Kill ALL "Wannabes"!
Kill ALL Wannabes



MY "Personal Response" to the
Kill Rock Stars
Cultural Movement, and to "Doug Rogers", owner of
The Slabtown Bar
,
in Portland Oregon
.

"Praise for Weak Musicianship, a Contemptuous Attitude, and the Total Disregard for The Musicians, and Genres that came Before you, is NOT Acceptable."

Top 16 "Obscure" Rock Artists;

[ "Great Talent", and "International Recognition" don't always coincide, but the, "Key Word" here, is TALENT! ]

[1] Superunloader
[2] Rocktarts
[3] Kelly_Richey
[4] Uli_Jon_Roth
[5] Black_Road
[6] Mahogany_Rush
[7] Holy_Grove
[8] The ORIGINAL "Skid_Row" circa 67-72', NOT the 80's "Hair Band".
[9] Melvins
[10] Budgie
[11] Voodoo_Gearshift
[12] Thunderosa
[13] Stonecross
[14] Two_Wolf
[15] Ruby_The_Hatchet
[16]Brian_Kenny_Fresno

Top 16 "Famous" Rock Artists;
[ These ARE the"Big Guns" so DEAL with it! ]

[1] The_Beatles
[2] The_Who
[3] Black_Sabbath
[4] Deep_Purple
[5] Rush
[6] Led_Zeppelin
[7] Jimi_Hendrix
[8] Thin_Lizzy
[9] Pearl_Jam
[10] Bob_Seger
[11] Uriah_Heep
[12] Nirvana
[13] Pink_Floyd
[14] Whitesnake
[15] The_Kinks
[16] Van_Halen

Best "Dead" Blues Guitar Legend;
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Rory_Gallagher!

[ The most "Mimicked" does NOT MEAN, the BEST! ]

Best "Living" Blues Guitar Legend:
Joe Bonamassa
Buddy_Guy!
[ Just say NO to "Corporate Commercial Blues", and show respect to those who have PAID "Their" dues! ]


"Pretty Fly for a White Guy",
by "The Offspring"



[Sing Along!]

Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh],
Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh],
Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh]


And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís

You know it's kinda hard just to get along today,
Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway,
He may not have a clue and he may not have style,
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight,
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes, so
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh],
Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh],
Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh]


And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice,
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice,
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass,
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass!

So don't debate, a player straight,
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes, so
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done,
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31,
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip,
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh],
Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh],
Give it to me baby, [Uh Huh, Uh Huh]


Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís

So don't debate, a player straight,
You know he really doesn't get it anyway,
Gonna play the field, and keep it real,
For you no way, for you no way,
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabes, Ah!
The world loves wannabes Ah!
Let's get some more wannabes, and
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!


Poetry Time

Hip Hop & Rap;

Hip Hop's buggin, and so is Rap,
Who "Listens" to this Horid Crap?
How did ALL "This Shit" get through?
Stupid Fools, "Buy Music" TOO!


Clueless Wannabe;

Wannabe White Boy, he's such a Twit,
He drives a "Rice Burner" that sounds like SHIT,
He listens to "Rap" & "Hip Hop" too,
Instead of getting a FUCKING CLUE!




Japanese Haiku's;


She drank Bathroom Cleaner,
The Taste was "Surely Meaner"
,
VOMIT COMET!


When Your Face is Full of dents,
Plastic Surgery makes sinse,
DISASTER PLASTER!


OK Boomer!

[Chuck Glisson]