He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!



What's Ted Nugent's favorite book?

The musicians guide to fingering A Minor!



What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert!



What animal has an ass hole in the middle of its back?

Ted Nugent's Horse!







Frank Marino Vs Ted Nugent;
The "Lowdown", on
THE SHOWDOWN!

Ted Nugent implies that HIS "Friends & Family" are STUPID, & reveals that HE is "Fluent" in SHEEP !

The "Ted Nugent" SUCKS Facebook Group!

UNHINGED Ted Nugent urges VIOLENCE against "Political Opponents"!



EXACTLY WHY Ted Nugent WILL NEVER BE in the
"Rock & Roll Hall of Fame"!

Wacky Ted Nugent KEEPS WHINING about his
"Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame" exclusion!

Here are THE TWO REASONS why we write about Ted Nugent ALL OF THE TIME.

Rock Legend David Crosby SHUTS DOWN Ted Nugent in JUST SEVEN WORDS!

Behind The Music THAT SUCKS: "Ted Nugent";

David Crosby calls Ted Nugent a HACK PLAYER after his
"Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" rant!

Ted Nugent says he'll SUCK INTERVIEWERS DICK!

Ted Nugent to male CBS reporter;
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!

Ted Nugent ADMITS to SOILING HIMSELF to AVOID THE DRAFT!

Ted Nugent, a PEDOPHILE, & a DRAFT DODGER, in
HIS OWN WORDS!



The PEDOPHILE GUN LOON, & "Rosa Parks"!

Ted Nugent's JAILBAIT problem!

Why people HATE Ted Nugent!

Ted Nugent, VOCAL DEFENDER OF FREEDOM, "Yet" DODGED THE DRAFT DURING VIETNAM!



Ted Nugent FREELY ADMITTED that he SHIT HIS PANTS to GET OUT OF THE DRAFT, in an OCTOBER 1977 INTERVIEW with HIGH TIMES MAGAZINE!

THREE OTHER TIMES Ted Nugent got out of an "Obligation" by SHITTING HIS PANTS!

Ted Nugent SUCKS DOG COCK!

Letters: Criticizing Ted Nugent, @ the Sangamon County GOP !

Ted Nugent; DUMBEST MAN ALIVE ;

Ted Nugent THREATENS TO KILL "Barack Obama", & "Hillary Clinton", during a VICIOUS ONSTAGE RANT!

Ted Nugent, is a WASTE OF SPACE!

NRA Board Member Ted Nugent SLAMS Parkland Survivors, say's they are MUSHY BRAINED & have NO SOUL!



Ted Nugent WHINES that HE is the victim of "Hate Speech", after HIS comments about "Parkland Teens" BACKFIRES on him!

RACIST & MISOGYNIST Ted Nugent campaigns alongside a Michigan GOP Candidate!

Ted Nugent DOES NOT KNOW who "Joan of Arc" was!



Ted Nugent SELF OWNS himself via his "Ignorance" of COVID-19!

Ted Nugent CATCHES COVID after a YEAR of telling us that the pandemic is ALL FAKE!

Ted Nugent DENIES calling COVID-19 a "Hoax", after CATCHING THE VIRUS!

We asked David Crosby about him RIPPING Ted Nugent on "Twitter";

Ted Nugent: The VILE PHENOMENON of Rock&Roll's DREADED BASTARD SON!

Ted Nugent ADMITTED he was WRONG about COVID!

OVERRATED PLAYERS: Ted Nugent!

NRA's Ted Nugent POSTS a RACIST MEME about;
TWO NIGGERS and a STOLEN TRUCK!

Ted Nugent, is a RACIST ASS HOLE;

The FIVE MOST REPELLENT THINGS that Ted Nugent has EVER DONE!

Here are 13 OTHER REPUGNANT COMMENTS that Ted Nugent SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR!

Joan Jett drops a CHERRY BOMB OF THUTH over Ted Nugent "Best Guitarist" Diss; HE has to "Live With" BEING TED NUGENT!

Joan Jett replies to Ted Nugent:
YOU'RE "The Guy" who SHIT HIS PANTS to AVOID SERVING in the Army!



Joan Jett STRIKES BACK at Ted Nugent:
HE SHITS HIS PANTS!

Joan Jett BLASTS Ted Nugent:
He IS NOT a "Tough Guy", HE is "The Guy" who SHIT HIS PANTS!

Ted Nugent is an ANTI-SEMITIC ASS HOLE!

Ted Nugent CONTINUES to be a BIGOTED ASS HOLE!

WHAT IS "Ted Nugent"
(In Text)?

The Pedal to the "Left" is an effect that Ted Nugent uses ALL THE TIME,
while the Pedal to the "Right" is an effect that Ted Nugent DESPERATELY NEEDS!

"STUPID QUOTES from Ted Nugent!

GIANT TURD Ted Nugent will perform in Clearwater next week!

Goldfinger performs FUCK TED NUGENT Live;

Hannity, Q-Anon, & Ted Nugent, WHAT a WEEK!

THIS, is "Ted Nugent", and HE'S an ASS HOLE!

Ted Nugent & Dee Snider are IN LOVE!

Doctor Ted Nugent ADMITS that he DID NOT GO to "Mask College"!

WHO THE HELL IS Ted Nugent, and WHY should I CARE that he is a "Birther"?



Ted Nugent MEMES; "I"!

Ted Nugent MEMES; "II"!

Ted Nugent and His Wife Ask God for Forgiveness, But NOT for What THEY SHOULD!

Ted Nugent HURLS a "Pussy Joke" at Lauren Boebert, NOT that she has "Any Class" ANYWAY, but "Still"!

Ted Nugent; "SHOOT LIBERALS, like RABID COYOTES;

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