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If you come across a Russian Military Convoy that was devastated by an attack, what is the best way to identify the survivors?
You stab each "Body" with a pitchfork, and the ones that "Scream" WERE ALIVE!
If Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Kim Jong-Un jump off a cliff, who wins?
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
A Company of Russian Soldiers standing in formation!
What kind of animal has an ass hole in the middle of it's back?
Any horse owned by a RUSSIAN!
Why is Putin mad?
Because no one voted for him in the last election!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
How does a Russian man know when the foundation of his house is "Level"?
"Drool" comes out of BOTH SIDES of HIS WIFE'S MOUTH!
Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes?
Grocery Shoppers in Russia waiting in line to buy meat!
Did you hear about the Russian Woman who won a "Beauty Contest"?
Yeah, ME NEITHER!
What does a Russian bride get from her husband on her wedding day that is long and hard?
A new last name!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Russia?
They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
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